Building fire in Tribeca last night

Dear Ask A Nanny,
You probably already know this, but there was a fire on the top floor of that big luxury condo being built on Greenwich and Warren Streets last night. Is it true that there is a vigiliante group who is against all the building in Tribeca? I saw Detective Oreo there with his partner, he was sniffing the air like a crime had been committed. You hear everything so I thought I'd ask.
Thanks,
Marteena Martine
Reade Street
Tribeca, NY

Dear Ms. Martine,
Yes, there was a large fire last night in that building. We understand that the plans for luxury spas and massage rooms were torched because workers had wrapped their Subway teriyaki chicken with everything wrappers around the plans inadvertently. All that grease...you understand. It was an accident we believe and have advised the Fire and Police Department accordingly. Detective Oreo often sniffs, just as a canary sings in the morning sunshine. You can rest assured that we will be alert to any wrong doing in our neighborhood.
Yours truly,
Ask A Nanny