Casual Friday

Dear Ask A Nanny,
My company just instituted something called Casual Friday. I guess we're supposed to wear weekend clothes or something. I don't know what to wear. Does this mean bathing suits? One or two piece? Bikinis? Thongs with no bra? What? This is really weird. You see I'm a registered Nudist (NYS has a board where you pay a fee of $50 and get a card) and so my weekends are spent without clothes. Also my evenings and mornings before I leave for work. Do I dare bring this up with my supervisor? Help!
Confused in Oneonta, NY

Dear Confused in Oneonta, NY,
First, I didn't realize that Oneonta skipped over the eighties. Casual Friday is an old concept. What kind of a company do you work for? Disco Dan's? Every day is casual now in the 21st century workplace. Have you seen the atrocious way those geeks at Microsoft dress? Hellloooo! So, a nudist? Well, it depends on your figure. If you are overweight and with sagging breasts, I believe it is perfectly acceptable to attend Casual Friday in the buff. If, however, you are trim, tight muscled and toned with perky breasts and a flat stomach and no unsightly veins, then NO! Do not attend Casual Friday in the nude. I believe the reasons are obvious and I do not wish to explain on a site that might be read by curious adolescents.
Yours truly,
Ask A Nanny