Unfair Parents

Dear Ask A Nanny,
I am think it is time that my father let me date. He doesn't like any of my friends and criticizes them when I bring them home. He wants me to get a job even though he's still working all the time at their store. Sometimes he argues with me, my mother too, about the tv shows I watch. I wish I had better parents, but I make the best of it. So, how can I get them to change? When I graduated from high school in 1984 I think they had a better attitude. Could they have Alzheimer's?
Thanks,
Mildred Wong
454 Mulberry Street
New York

Dear Miss Wong,
Yes, your parents may have Alzheimer's and no, I think it is too late to change them. Have you considered making yourself their legal guardian and moving them into an assisted living facility so they won't bother and criticize you? Then you could watch any television show that you want.
Good luck,
Ask A Nanny