Good taste in clothing

Dear Ask A Nanny,
I like to wear only gray with small pink accents. My husband thinks it is "retro" and it reminds him of his mother who is on in years and was a teen-ager in the Fifties. I guess she wore a lot of argyle sweaters when he was young and it made a bad impression on him. With my coloring, gray and pink are the only things that work. What do you think? Should I add maybe some aqua?
Color Confused on Thomas Street
Tribeca
New York

Dear Color Confused,
Well! This is not a problem at all. Your husband's deep unconscious attachment to you is because you remind him of dear old mum. Why not add some winged rhinestone glasses and he will be lulled to perfect attunement. You could try saying in a stern voice: "Clean up your room! Brush your teeth!" and see how he reacts. If that works, then say, "Give me the number of your Swiss bank account." Or, "Tell me the name of your mistress!" He will probably become more conflicted about your bedroom activities, but Nanny Tina is seeing patients and I'm sure she could either free up her schedule or give you a membership at the Nannacize Jim.
Cordially,
Ask A Nanny