Leeland Eisenberg

Dear Ask a Nanny,
I followed the standoff at Senator Clinton's Headquarters over there in New Hampshire. It's typical of that state anywho. Here in Vermont that would never have happened. We drink less and we don't have mental illness here. Now, my question, what would you have done if you'd been Senator Clinton?
Thanks a bunch,
Fredda Mansfred
RFD #2
Bellows Falls
Vermont

Dear Ms. Mansfred:
I can see that you have state pride. How charming! In my most extreme projective scenarios and even with a healthy imagination, I cannot nor do I wish to think of being Senator Clinton. My svelt figure, my avoidance of Botox, and my penchant for dresses make this an impossibility. So sorry I can't be more helpful.
Sincerely,
Ask A Nanny