Dear Ask A Nanny
Gavin and I have lost everything. We are both 27 and were stock analysts. Our three condos and our country house are on the brink of foreclosure, our help is working without pay and our daughter's pre-school is demanding tuition. I just noted Nanny Tina's announcement about the opening of a Pawn Shop in midtown. Although I have had no experience with pawn shop etiquette, I was wondering if it would be appropriate to pawn our daughter. It would save on the tuition and that would enable us to keep the country house. Brinsey is petite, has a nice complexion, and isn't a bed wetter. Thanks for your advice.
Debora Whittenborn
24 Warren Street
Tribeca, NY
Dear Mrs. Whittenborn,
No, Pawn Shops do not accept children. However, if you dial 911 and tell the nice operator on the line of your plan, I am certain that you will find fast and efficient help.
Sincerely,
Ask A Nanny
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